Birthdays are all about celebration and of course, fun! Here are some really witty and funny quotes on birthdays, that you'll love.Anonymous
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
Steven Wright
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.'
Robert Frost
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
George Burns
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday.
I tell them, a paternity suit.
Robert Frost
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
John Glenn
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Lewis Carroll
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know.
Jonathan Swift
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
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