Showing posts with label funny birthday quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny birthday quotes. Show all posts

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Funny Birthday Quotations Part-2


Grow old along with me!
The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made.
- Robert Browning

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's
birthday but never remembers her age.
- Robert Frost

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
- John P. Grier

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
- C.E.M. Joad

Let us respect grey hairs, especially our own.
- J. P. Sears

My birthday!--what a different sound
That word had in my youthful ears;
And how each time the day comes round,
Less and less white its mark appears.
- Thomas Moore

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
- Tom Stoppard

Funny Birthday Quotations Part-1

Birthdays are all about celebration and of course, fun! Here are some really witty and funny quotes on birthdays, that you'll love.

Anonymous
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.

Steven Wright
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.'

Robert Frost
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

George Burns
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday.
I tell them, a paternity suit.

Robert Frost
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

John Glenn
There is still no cure for the common birthday.

Lewis Carroll
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know.

Jonathan Swift
No wise man ever wished to be younger.